SELF PLEASURE SCHOOL

Self Pleasure School is the ultimate place on the internet to get your freak on.

May is international Masturbation Month. A whole month dedicated to the celebration of definitive self-love!

So what better time than to say a hella yes to your full orgasmic delights and Join the one and only Self Pleasure School once a for all!

This time, I have three juicy wet moist dripping absolutely banging opportunities for you to make 2019 the sexiest, most luscious year of your life yet inside Self Pleasure School.

Keep reading to discover how this unique, one of a kind international School is going to deliver for you & watch the video to find our how Self Pleasure School will radically transform your life for the better…

 
 

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Hello, I’m Keeley Olivia - a leading global Sexuality Expert, TEDx authority & wild femme fatale who has reached almost 1 MILLION people on YouTube with my evangelical preachings of Viva La Sexual Revolucion!

I’ve always been an immensely sexual person, but for many years, lived in a state of disconnection from my Pussy, and hands down berated my body on the daily.

Alot of this stemmed from growing up seeing my Ma battle with anorexia, & living in a world which said female sexuality existed only for the male gaze.

After going through my own radical Sexual Awakening, it became my life’s mission to Unleash the Female O of the world - a power so potent & irreconcilable, it is the antidote to disempowerment everywhere.


SELF PLEASURE SCHOOL IS THE MAGIC CARPET RIDE BACK TO YOUR WILD PRIMAL RAW UNTAMED EROTIC SENSUAL SEXUAL NATURE


It is your wild feminine nature to live in a state of turn on, to feel your Pussy pulse with life force so ferociously that the ultimate magic of YOU is zapped into full present aliveness in all of your glory.

BOOM. This is YOU. Living your life. Right NOW.

SHE has arrived to the party. The party is your LIFE.

You are not a little girl anymore. This is you as WOMAN. Fully here and ready to go.

Queen of the Night Tulips & Regal Red Poppies line your life as well as your underwear drawer and colour and beauty and majesty pops into full array blooming your life like the wild flower you are.

Your eyes burst with brilliance and you are moved by the spectacle of grandeur that exists within every atom of existence.

THIS is what it means to live with a turned on PUSSY.

A fully lit, Phoenix rising from the flaming fire phenomenal Power PUSSY.

WELCOME to life as the hot erotic soulful woman you were born to be.

WELCOME TO KEELEY OLIVIA’S SELF PLEASURE SCHOOL…


This is my double page feature in Marie Claire NL after delivering an evening of “Viva la Vulva: Female O Unleashed” to a jam packed 300 seater theatre in Amsterdam…

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THE PUSSY REVOLUTION IS TAKING OFF AT GALACTIC SPEED & YOU ARE CALLED TO BE A LEADING PART OF IT 🚀🚀🚀


There is a Super Powered Sexual Potential longing to be Woken Up deep inside your Pussy…

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Eroticism is the pathway to life artistry for women.

It is where we find our inner joy, our capacity for profound intimate love and our steadfast ability to create a life filled with magic and pleasure in every single moment.

Pussy Power is equatable with Divine Magic Witchery.

Pussy is our source of innate female intuitive wisdom.

When She is lit up, so is our entire life.

Unfortunately, for far too many women, the norm is:

>> sexual boredom, dissatisfaction, disinterest, wondering what the hell happened to their younger prowess,

>> inability to hold a deeply loving committed relationship AND maintain a strong sexual appetite beyond the honey moon phase; dynamo propulsion between craving slutty freedom OR safe love (which often equals sexual shutdown),

>> unprocessed sorrow, loss, grief around miss-carriage, abortion, negative sexual experiences, old relationship hurts, instead of feeling their Pussy as the alive thriving pleasure centre that she is,

>> body shame, self-disgust, distorted body image, low self-confidence to create powerful sexual experiences & expecting their partner(s) to satisfy their every need (& endless disappointment when they don’t),

>> believing painful sex is normal & something to endure, not having accessed the full pleasurable extent of their Vagina’s, breasts & whole gorgeous divine bodies,

>> feeling like the relationship is the problem instead of knowing that working on their own sexuality is the secret key to living a juicy turned on Pussy powered life…

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It’s completely common for women to feel a general dissatisfaction with their sexual self-expression. Especially as they move beyond their early twenties and perhaps enter the other-side of motherhood, venturing into the realms of long term committed relationships.

Career, family, the routine of life takes over, and at some point, we find ourselves yearning, longing, wondering what happened to the spark of alive magic we used to be.

Some of us remember a time when we felt sexy all the time, had hot sex on tap, and now look to our partners to fill that gap. Some of us always carried the ugly ducking syndrome, and now it’s time to blow that illusion up once and for all and come home to the gorgeous sexy woman we have always been.


“THE FEMININE BEAUTY IDEAL IS AN ILLUSION DESIGNED TO KEEP YOU CAGED. UNLOCKING THE POWER OF YOUR PUSSY BRINGS YOU HOME TO THE INNATE BEAUTY & WISDOM OF YOUR WONDROUS FEMALE BODY”


I created Self Pleasure School to be a safe space where women can come to learn & remember the Female Erotic Arts in their own time & at their own pace..

Think of it like the most exquisite, soulful, sensual online Yoga class for your Pussy…

Self Pleasure School contains brand new monthly meditations, practices & live embodiment classes designed to take you from sexually meh mediocre to full blown Galactic Pussy Queen level Sexual thriving.

FYI… Galactic Pussy Queen level Sexual thriving looks like this:

  • A deep embodied state of love, sexiness, allure & magnetism in your body & sexuality that draws your partner to you,

  • Sexual confidence, wisdom & knowledge to create exactly the kinds of sexual experiences you crave (you become the sexual initiatrix of your life & relationships),

  • Clitoral, G-Spot, Cervical, Breast, Full-bodied prolonged cosmic orgasmic states that penetrate into the heart of the universe connecting you to the awe of majesty of all of life & sex, (#mindblown)

  • Bold self-expression & the courage to share your authentic creative self with the world; sky rocket your career/ business/ artistry by letting your Power Pussy lead the way,

  • Profound self-love, acceptance & cherishment of all of who you are; come home to your body, your innate softness & find peace within your womanhood. (#healingforhumanity)

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You can complete the practices in Self Pleasure School at your own pace; if you are ready for a rapid Sexual Awakening you create that by regularly completing the extensive practices available. If you are a super busy mum or career woman, who wants to take it slow & gently open her sexuality, we have you covered too…

Just like yoga class, if you go once a week you will still receive gentle nourishing lasting benefits over the long term, if you want a more intense experience, you go to class 3-5 times a week. Apply the same wisdom to Self Pleasure School. Once a week or fortnight connecting to your body in this brand new way is 100% better than not doing it at all!

Self Pleasure School is about fundamentally changing the way we think about Self Pleasure, sexuality & our naked bodies; it is a life style change, a regular healthy habit to implement over time. This is why we invite you to join for a minimum of 8 months (& give you a whole 7 months FREE!)…

You have to be a full bodied YES to YOU & YOUR WONDERFUL MAGNIFICENT VAGINA!


YOUNG WOMEN RATE THEIR SEXUAL SATISFACTION BASED ON IF THEY: 1) DIDN’T EXPERIENCE PAIN, 2) FELT CONNECTED TO THEIR PARTNER, 3) THEIR PARTNER HAD AN ORGASM… YOUNG MEN RATE THEIR SEXUAL SATISFACTION BASED ON IF THEY HAD AN ORGASM. IT’S TIME TO CHANGE THE SEXUAL PARADIGM FOR HUMANITY!


Self Pleasure is the ultimate act of Self-Love…

We can use our sexual self practice to:

  • heal our core wounds around body, nudity & sex & unleash our authentic prowess,

  • release old lovers & find true sovereignty in who we are as sexual beings,

  • ignite our creative potential & tune our Pussies into the vibration of abundance, wealth & success,

  • unlock the full orgasmic potential of our Vagina’s, catapulting us into the cosmic mind of the Universe where love & pleasure prevails.


When you join Self Pleasure School today you get FREE access to 7 months worth of phenomenal bonus content immediately in the membership site…

BONUS Meditations include:

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  • STAR PUSSY for channelling the galactic powers of Pussy creation,

  • DIVINE WOMB & BREAST MASSAGE for bridging your heart & sensuality,

  • AMAZON WARRIOR PUSSY SQUEEZE for unlocking your Wonder Woman wisdom,

  • SOLAR POWERED PUSSY for igniting the authentic expression of YOU,

  • PRIMORDIAL EARTH QUEEN for channelling your Cat Queen lineages,

  • MAGNETIC PUSSY for attracting your most exquisite desires to you,

  • COSMIC LOVE for unburdening your heart & letting her gold shine through.

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BONUS Self Pleasure Practices include:

  • STAR GODDESS BODY REVERENCE for embodying the Priestess Lineage’s of NUIT,

  • SEXY SELF STRIP TEASE to unleash your inner Seductress,

  • AMAZON WARRIOR EMBODIED POWER for fierce boundaries & truth,

  • LIFE, DEATH & REBIRTH for bringing yourself back to life,

  • TANTRIC FLOWER PUSSY MAGIC for profound cosmic self-love,

  • ABUNDANT PUSSY for wealth creation & innate worthiness,

  • EXPANSIVE HEART for opening to true love.

PLUS 14 HOURS WORTH OF RECORDED EMBODIMENT CLASSES & Q+A WORKSHOP CALLS including the following incredible practices…

  • ☆ Mental & Emotional Sexual Empowerment for Women, ☆

  • ☆ Becoming Your Sexy Vibrant Woman, ☆

  • ☆ Sexy Fundamentals Pussy & Body Love, ☆

  • ☆ Power Pussy Vaginal Jade Egg Weightlifting, ☆

  • ☆ Energy Orgasm & Gentle Trauma Release, ☆

  • ☆ Intimate Love With Self; Getting Fucked by the Universe, ☆

  • ☆ The 3 Sex Breath Technique, ☆

  • ☆ Discovering Your Primal Nature, Realising Your Sexual Wholeness, ☆

  • ☆ Living as the Queen of Love; Pussy-Heart Awakening. ☆

^^^THIS IS ALL INCLUDED FOR FREE!!!

18 hours worth of never before seen content designed to unlock the potent powers of your epic VAGINA!


SELF PLEASURE SCHOOL IS THE LEADING MASTURBATION SCHOOL FOR WOMEN ONLINE. IT EXISTS TO INITIATE YOU INTO THE PUSSY REVOLUTIONARY THAT YOU ARE. LIBERATING THE WORLD MULTIPLE ORGASMS AT A TIME!!!


Brand New Content is released on the 1st of every month inside Self Pleasure School…

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You work with the new content each month & over time you become an artist in the realm of your unique sexual self expression,

You discover who you are as an innate sexual being; what turns you on, what makes you come & how to express as a woman that makes you irresistible to all of life’s generous gifts.

When you join Self Pleasure School today you are guaranteed access to all of the phenomenal content until December 31st 2019. That is 7 months worth of content already in the membership site (free bonus materials), plus all new content still to be released June through December this year.

Self Pleasure School isn’t something to just dip your toe into - this would only leave you with an unsatiated Pussy & no concrete results in your sexual palette.

Unsatiated Pussies leave women angry, frustrated, disappointed & stuck. And we don’t want that at all.

This is the Sexual Revolution, and at Self Pleasure School, we hold the vision for your vital, radiant orgasmic Sexual Self to boldy shine forth. We know it takes consistent dedicated practice over time to realise the true potential of what your almighty Pussy has to show you.

Which is why when you join Self Pleasure School today, you get access to 14 months worth of content for the price of only 5!!!!!


Your Investment

Self Pleasure School usually costs £99 a month, but today you can join & gain full access for the rest of the year for only £497.

THIS IS A SAVING OF £899!!!

Your Self Pleasure School membership access includes:

  • all 7 BONUS months worth of content already in the membership site (WORTH £693 -> over 18 hours) +

  • all 7 months worth of content yet to be released this year (June-Dec 2019 | WORTH £693), including brand new monthly Pussy meditations, Self Pleasure Practices, Live Embodiment Classes & Q+A Calls.

Join today with a one time payment of £497 (SAVING £899)

OR

Pay in 7 monthly instalments of £99 each.


Join Self Pleasure School today & begin your own Sexual Revolution within:

Payment by PayPal or bank transfer is also available, if you need this option please email keeley@keeleyolivia.com


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Private Coaching Option

It is rare for me to open up private coaching spots to the public, because the demand for my work & the quality of it is so high. If you have been waiting for an opportunity to work with me privately, now is it. I have a very few limited spots available for a very select few individuals to be coached & supported by me in a one on one capacity.

Private coaching is by application only. To be considered for one of the spots please complete the application form and if you make it to the next round you will be notified by email inviting you onto video interview call with me where we will identify exactly how my Private Coaching can support you at this stage of your sexual evolution.


Self Pleasure School for Men NOW AVAILABLE…

For you if you’re a man, or for your lover, partner, best friend or a random man on the street if you’re not. This programme will whole heartedly change your life & make you the best lover ever to have graced the planet.


Join Self Pleasure School today & begin your own Sexual Revolution within:

Payment by PayPal or bank transfer is also available, if you need this option please email keeley@keeleyolivia.com