This week's video is designed specifically for you to fall head over heels in love with your VULVA.
That is your external genitalia.
Also known as the "shame limb", thanks to some favourable patriarch from back in the day.
But WTF did he know right?!
IT'S TIME TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR PUSSY AND CELEBRATE YOUR RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE!
Because you CANNOT live a gloriously happy and fulfilled life as a woman if your vulva isn't your best friend.
Luckily for you, I made this here video where you can learn my secret tips that will make YOU fall in LOVE with your VULVA.
Cos who doesn't want a well-loved vulva?! It would be every girl's dream if we didn't live in such a crazy ass society with distorted views on sex and bodies.
Your vulva is sovereign and deserves to be adorned with vajazzles and soaked in golden sunlight regularly.
Now, I'm not a GOT (Game of Thrones) fan myself (just cos I masturbate and make videos about vulvas in my spare time #truestory) but I hear Daenerys Targaryen is a badass Goddess QUEEN who I'm guessing probably has a PUSSY PARTY ON THE DAILY.
Are you with Daenerys or against her?
I highly recommend you get with.
I've heard she's fierce and going places. (and does these vulva loving practices!)
Let me know what you are doing today to fall in love with your vulva on the comments section below.
Or if you're feeling a little shy cos it's all taboo and can be a super sensitive topic, you're always welcome to hit me up with a personal email too - I LUUURRRVVVVV hearing from YOU!
Sending you infinite gazillions of Pussy LOVE and RAINBOWS. 🐱 🌈
(& unicorns too)🦄
Keeley Peeley (aka Keeley Olivia)
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Don't forget to watch the video above!! "This Will Make You Fall in Love With Your Vulva" ^^ (& then share it with a sistah!)